"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the ‘good old days’ before you’ve actually left them."
Andy on the Office series finale
"Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so a simple phrase like ‘maybe we should just be friends’ or ‘how very perceptive’ turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart."
"My relationship with LOST is not your business.. it’s.. extremely personal."
Maude Apatow on This is 40
first thing I see as I walk in to the office today..
"There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see the dreamers need the realists from keeping them from soaring too close to the sun… And the realists? Well without the dreamers, they might never get off the ground."
How to avoid Valentine’s Day.