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awkward-elevator: Artwork by Awkward Elevator Contributing...

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 19:24:38 -0600

Artwork by Awkward Elevator Contributing Artist Daniel Irizarri

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"There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the..."

Wed, 15 Feb 2012 12:06:39 -0600

“There are dreamers and there are realists in this world. You’d think the dreamers would find the dreamers and the realists would find the realists, but more often than not, the opposite is true. You see the dreamers need the realists from keeping them from soaring too close to the sun… And the realists? Well without the dreamers, they might never get off the ground.”

- Modern Family

textsfrombennett: Bennett found a bride #textsfrombennett

Sun, 12 Feb 2012 12:01:41 -0600

textsfrombennett:

Bennett found a bride #textsfrombennett

Dear God…

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:55:22 -0600

Dear God…

How to avoid Valentine’s Day.

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:53:52 -0600

How to avoid Valentine’s Day.

"Abrazambe que Dios perdona pero el tiempo a ninguno…"

Sat, 11 Feb 2012 14:27:00 -0600

“Abrazambe que Dios perdona pero el tiempo a ninguno…”

- Juan Gabriel “Abrázame Muy Fuerte”

"I’ve always wanted nothing but the best for Eli. I hope he breaks every record I’ve ever had. That’s..."

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:06:19 -0600

““I’ve always wanted nothing but the best for Eli. I hope he breaks every record I’ve ever had. That’s how much I care about him.””

- Peyton Manning on little brother, Eli

"Patas pa’ q’ las quiero si tengo alas pa’ volar."

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 23:12:33 -0600

“Patas pa’ q’ las quiero si tengo alas pa’ volar.”

- Frieda Kalo

cellardoordxd: Books + Emma Watson = Win.

Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:53:03 -0600

cellardoordxd:

Books + Emma Watson = Win.

"I’m on a mission that niggas say is impossible, But when I swing my sword they’re all..."

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 08:45:26 -0600

“I’m on a mission that niggas say is impossible, But when I swing my sword they’re all choppable/ I be the body-dropper, the heartbeat-stopper, Child-educator plus head-amputator”

- The GZA “Liquid Swords”

"I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live."

Mon, 09 Jan 2012 10:45:47 -0600

““I want something good to die for, to make it beautiful to live.””

- Queens of the Stone Age

"The only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years, 11 months old!"

Tue, 20 Dec 2011 19:38:22 -0600

““The only reason to wait a month for sex is if the girl is 17 years, 11 months old!””

- Neil Patrick Harris

textsfrombennett: Bennett on Jamba Juice #textsfrombennett

Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:25:58 -0600

textsfrombennett:

Bennett on Jamba Juice #textsfrombennett

We’re rappers… Yes, yes, ya’ll!

Tue, 13 Dec 2011 09:48:48 -0600

We’re rappers… Yes, yes, ya’ll!

Photo

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 19:24:08 -0600

"When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all!"

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 20:16:52 -0600

““When I grow up, I want to be nothing at all!””

- My Chemical Romance “End.”

"Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi."

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 12:47:54 -0600

““Erised stra ehru oyt ube cafru oyt on wohsi.””

- Inscription on the Mirror of Erised in “Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone”

"Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? ‘No!’ says the man in Washington,..."

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 22:30:00 -0600

““Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? ‘No!’ says the man in Washington, ‘It belongs to the poor.’ ‘No!’ says the man in the Vatican, ‘It belongs to God.’ ‘No!’ says the man in Moscow, ‘It belongs to everyone.’ I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose… Rapture.””

- Andrew Ryan “Bioshock”

“Better not to have met you in my dream than to reach for...

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:10:14 -0500

“Better not to have met you in my dream than to reach for hands that are not there.”
-Otomo no Yakamochi

"…problem is, I’m smarter than everybody, but too numb to show it and they’re too..."

Wed, 02 Nov 2011 10:17:29 -0500

““…problem is, I’m smarter than everybody,
but too numb to show it and they’re too dumb to know it.””

- Joe Budden